A proposal.
I'm an attractive, intelligent man in his thirties looking for the right guy to help me out.
I have returned to England after a year in Tokyo, to finish work on my novel and find an agent. This requires all my time. I do not want to return to work, as it would hamper my efforts. I cannot continue my writing with a full-time job, so I'm on the hunt for a benefactor. Would it make me a kept man? Maybe, ... but it'd be worth it. Should you be the one to sponsor me, I can categorically state there's nothing I wouldn't do to repay the kindness.
I'm great company, inside or outside. Especially inside.
Want to take the risk on a struggling, sexy, outgoing writer?
Are you up for it?

Lew